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Friday, 24 July 2026

Swaziland Newsletter No. 936– 24 July 2026

 

Swaziland Newsletter No. 936– 24 July 2026

News from and about Swaziland, compiled by Global Aktion, Denmark (www.globalaktion.dk) in collaboration with Swazi Media Commentary (www.swazimedia.blogspot.com), and sent to all with an interest in Swaziland - free of charge. The newsletter and past editions are also available online on the Swazi Media Commentary blogsite.

 

 

United States funding cuts have severe impact on eSwatini and other global organizations relying on PEPFAR for HIV treatment

By Musa Mdluli, Swaziland News, 21 July 2026

SOURCE

 


MBABANE: Funding cuts by the United States have had a severe impact on global organisations offering HIV treatment, according to a new report as quoted by Aljazeera.
The report, issued on Tuesday by HIV charity amfAR, found that the cuts in funding by the administration of United States President Donald Trump for PEPFAR (The US President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief) had undermined HIV prevention and treatment across dozens of countries.

Organisations in Eswatini and other countries have been forced to shut clinics, cut staff and scale back services, it said, referencing a survey of 166 outfits across 46 countries that relied on PEPFAR funding.

“Disruption was incredibly widespread,” said Elise Lankiewicz, amfAR’s Policy Associate and co-lead author.

No part of the programme escaped unscathed, she said, including areas that the US administration had claimed it would protect.

More than 1,700 clinics closed, and more than 16,000 workers lost their jobs after awards were delayed or cancelled, according to the report.

 

NERCHA survey: Young people still having unprotected sex despite access to condoms

By Bongiwe Dlamini, eSwatini Observer, 22 July 2026

SOURCE 

A recent survey by the National Emergency Response Council on HIV/AIDS (NERCHA) has revealed that many young people in Eswatini continue to engage in unprotected sex despite having access to condoms, with partner pressure and financial hardship identified as key drivers.

The findings were presented during the National HIV Prevention Indaba currently underway at the Royal Villas, where stakeholders are discussing strategies to curb new HIV infections.

The survey also highlighted persistent gaps in HIV prevention knowledge despite years of awareness campaigns.

In addition, people living with HIV continue to face stigma and discrimination, which remains a barrier to prevention, testing and treatment efforts.

Speaking during a panel discussion on “The role of values in HIV prevention,” youth representative Tsidiswa Mhlanga said many parents were failing to spend quality time with their children, making it difficult to have open and honest conversations about sex, relationships and HIV prevention.

She said the lack of parental guidance leaves young people more vulnerable to risky sexual behaviour, increasing their chances of contracting HIV and contributing to further transmission.

Meanwhile, Reverend Johannes Mazibuko said parents could not expect young people to uphold strong moral values if they failed to model those values themselves.

He called for the revival of positive Siswati cultural practices, arguing that they should no longer be viewed as outdated or primitive but embraced as part of Eswatini’s efforts to prevent new HIV infections.

The National HIV Prevention Indaba, attended by Prime Minister Russell Mmiso Dlamini, has brought together government officials, legislators, faith leaders, young people and other stakeholders to discuss practical interventions aimed at reducing new HIV infections and strengthening HIV prevention across the country.

 

See also

PM calls for behavioural change as 4 220 new HIV infections hit eSwatini (Eswatini Positive News)

https://eswatinipositivenews.online/pm-calls-for-behavioural-change-as-4-220-new-hiv-infections-hit-eswatini/

 

eSwatini resolves to strengthen national dialogue on promotion, protection of human rights for all

By Themba Zwane, eSwatini Positive News, 23 July 2026

SOURCE 

EZULWINI: Government has indicated Eswatini’s commitment to strengthening national dialogue on the promotion and protection of human rights for everyone, as it prepares to submit its Fourth Cycle Universal Periodic Review (UPR) National Report to the United Nations Human Rights Council.

The Universal Periodic Review is a United Nations mechanism through which member states undergo periodic assessments of their human rights records and implementation of recommendations aimed at improving the protection and promotion of human rights. Eswatini’s Fourth Cycle report will outline the country’s progress, achievements, challenges and commitments in advancing human rights for all citizens.

This was revealed by Principal Secretary in the Ministry of Justice and Constitutional Affairs, Dorcus Dlamini, during the Validation Meeting of Eswatini’s Draft Fourth Cycle Universal Periodic Review (UPR) Report held at Happy Valley Hotel on Thursday.

Addressing representatives from government ministries and departments, the Commission on Human Rights and Public Administration (CHRPA), development partners and civil society organisations, Dlamini described the validation meeting as a significant milestone in the country’s preparations for the Fourth Cycle UPR process.

She said the exercise demonstrates Eswatini’s commitment not only to fulfilling its international human rights obligations, but also to fostering an inclusive national dialogue on human rights issues affecting the country.

“Today’s meeting marks a significant milestone in the preparation for the Fourth Cycle UPR before the United Nations Human Rights Council. It reflects not only our commitment to fulfilling international human rights obligations but also our resolve to strengthen national dialogue on the promotion and protection of human rights for everyone in the Kingdom of Eswatini,” she said.

Dlamini noted that Eswatini has consistently participated in the Universal Periodic Review process because meaningful engagement with international human rights mechanisms contributes to improved governance, stronger institutions and enhanced service delivery.

She explained that recommendations received under the UPR mechanism continue to serve as an important guide for national reforms while helping government identify areas requiring additional efforts, partnerships and resources.

The Principal Secretary stressed that the validation exercise goes beyond being a procedural requirement, describing it as an essential quality assurance process aimed at ensuring that the national report is accurate, balanced, evidence-based and reflective of the country’s realities.

“This meeting provides stakeholders with an opportunity to verify the information presented, identify omissions, correct inaccuracies, and collectively build a report that represents the country’s achievements, ongoing initiatives, and remaining challenges,” she said.

Dlamini emphasised that a credible national report can only emerge through an inclusive and participatory process, which is why government has brought together key stakeholders from different sectors.

To read more of this report, click here

https://eswatinipositivenews.online/eswatini-resolves-to-strengthen-national-dialogue-on-promotion-protection-of-human-rights-for-all/

 

Over 6 000 jobs ‘lost’ in 3 months

By Stanley Khumalo, Times of eSwatini, 20 July 2026

SOURCE

MBABANE: Government is creating jobs, yet businesses are cutting them, with official reports recording 2 248 employment opportunities against 6 165 workers retrenched or laid off.

Three ministries’ first quarter reports of the 2026/27 financial year state that government authorised recruitment into 1 692 public service positions and supported the creation and sustenance of another 556 private-sector jobs during the past three months.

Over the same period, 599 workers were retrenched and 5 566 employees were laid off.

These statistics are according to the latest reports from the ministries of Public Service, Commerce and Labour.

Taken together, the reports show government expanding recruitment and promoting investment, while the Ministry of Labour recorded an increase in retrenchments and lay-offs in the private sector.

The developments come only weeks after the release of the 2025 Integrated Labour Force Survey, which recorded a net increase of 10 861 jobs between 2023 and 2025.

Employment rose from 260 356 people in 2023 to 271 227 in 2025, while the unemployment rate declined from 35.4 per cent to 33.5 per cent.

Despite that improvement, the survey also found that 136 487 emaSwati remained unemployed in 2025. When discouraged work-seekers were included, the number of people experiencing labour market difficulties increased to 227 810.

To read more of this report, click here

https://times.co.sz/39251/news/over-6-000-jobs-lost-in-3-months/

 

MPs slam govt over ‘wrong’ salary review calculations

By Ntombi Mhlongo, Times of eSwatini, 23 July 2026

SOURCE 

LOBAMBA: “What we have received is 8.5 per cent and not 85 per cent”.

This was a submission that was made by Mahlangatja Member of Parliament, Mgucisi Dlamini during the portfolio committee debate of the Ministry of Public Service First Quarter Performance Report for the Financial Year 2026/2027 yesterday.

During the debate, the MPs mounted a scathing attack on government over the implementation of the 2025 Salary Review, arguing that the much publicised 85 per cent salary adjustment had left many civil servants and public office bearers disappointed after receiving what they described as significantly lower increases than expected.

At the centre of the debate was the contention that the figures communicated to the public did not correspond with the actual amounts reflected in employees’ salaries.

MPs argued that the disparity had created confusion and frustration among civil servants, many of whom had expected a far greater adjustment following government’s announcement on the implementation of the salary review recommendations.

Mahlangatja MP Mgucisi Dlamini said the figures simply did not add up, insisting that what employees had received was nowhere near the 85 per cent that had been communicated.

“There is something that did not go right. We may not be accountants, but there is a difference between 85 per cent and 8.5 per cent. What we have received is 8.5 per cent and I think this should be corrected. There is only one mathematics. The minister must look into this because emaSwati, including us as politicians, are disappointed,” he said.

His sentiments were echoed by several MPs, who said they had received numerous complaints from civil servants in their constituencies questioning how the calculations had been done.

LaMgabhi MP Sicelo Jele said the increases received by many employees were too small to make any meaningful difference, particularly for legislators who were often called upon to assist vulnerable families within their communities.

To read more of this report, click here

https://times.co.sz/39485/news/mps-slam-govt-over-wrong-salary-review-calculations/

 

See also

Civil servants’ extra 10 per cent allowance suspended (Times of eSwatini)

https://times.co.sz/39433/news/civil-servants-extra-10-per-cent-allowance-suspended/

 

eSwatini pushes for 95% child immunization coverage

By Gcwalisile Mhlabane, eSwatini Positive News, 21 July 2026

SOURCE 

MBABANE: Eswatini is stepping up its drive to protect children against vaccine-preventable diseases, with the Ministry of Health pushing to raise childhood immunisation coverage to 95 per cent and urging parents and communities to ensure that no child is left behind.

The renewed push comes as the country reviews its immunisation performance and strengthens outreach programmes aimed at reaching children who have missed routine vaccinations.

The campaign also comes against a global backdrop in which the World Health Organization (WHO) reported that approximately 110 million children, representing 85 per cent of children worldwide, were vaccinated last year.

Speaking on the Eswatini TV Kusile Breakfast Show on July 21, 2026, Thuli Magagula, an Immunization Nurse and Expanded Programme on Immunization (EPI) officer, said Eswatini had made progress but still had work to do to reach its national target.

According to Magagula, BCG vaccination coverage, which is administered to newborns at birth, stood at 73 per cent, while DPT1 coverage was recorded at 84 per cent. DPT3 coverage reached 85 per cent, while measles-rubella (MR1) vaccination coverage at nine months stood at 89 per cent.

While the country has surpassed the 80 per cent minimum coverage benchmark for some vaccines, Magagula said these figures were still below Eswatini’s national target of 95 per cent.

To read more of this report, click here

https://eswatinipositivenews.online/eswatini-pushes-for-95-child-immunisation-coverage/

 

 

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Friday, 6 October 2023

Swaziland Newsletter No. 797 – 6 October 2023

 Swaziland Newsletter No. 797 – 6 October 2023

News from and about Swaziland, compiled by Global Aktion, Denmark (www.globalaktion.dk) in collaboration with Swazi Media Commentary (www.swazimedia.blogspot.com), and sent to all with an interest in Swaziland - free of charge.

 

Commissioner General issued order to assault Bacede Mabuza, over 100 recruits and drunkards unleashed on badly injured MP, shout “You will know King Mswati today”

By Zweli Martin Dlamini, Swaziland News, 1 October, 2023

SOURCE 

MATSAPHA: Phindile Dlamini, the Correctional Services Commissioner General allegedly issued an order to over one hundred (100) recruits, to assault incarcerated pro-democracy Member of Parliament (MP) Mduduzi Bacede Mabuza.

The Commissioner General went on to deny the MP the right to eat for two (2) days, after blocking his family on Friday.

It has been disclosed that, family members were only allowed to see the incarcerated MP earlier on Saturday after this Swaziland News exposed that Mabuza was assaulted inside prison.

Information gathered by this publication suggests that, the warders first provoked the MP by blocking his wife and a relative from delivering his food, that was on Friday morning.

The warders allegedly lied to the family member who was at the Matsapha Prison gate that, Mabuza said he doesn’t want to see his wife anymore, yet the MP was patiently waiting for his food inside prison.

The warders then told the MP to go back to his prison cell as the waiting time for the food was over, the MP allegedly responded by saying he won’t go back to the cell without his food.

Over one hundred (100) recruits including drunkards, who drink alcohol at Matsapha Prison Bar were then unleashed by the senior Correctional Officers to assault the MP.

It has been disclosed that, in the process, the recruits and drunkards were allegedly shouting “You will know King Mswati today, the country is facing political instability because of you. Utawuyati iNkhosi Mswati namuhla, lelive linjena nje nguwe lowacala lentfo”.

A questionnaire was sent to Superintendent Gugulethu Dlamini, the Correctional Services Spokesperson, however, he had not responded at the time of compiling this report.

Reached for comments by this Swaziland News on Saturday, lawyer Sicelo Mngomezulu, the lawyer representing the incarcerated MPs confirmed the assault adding that, the family and lawyers were then blocked from seeing the MP hence his condition after the assault, remain unknown.

“It’s true, we can confirm that the MP was assaulted and his family was then blocked from delivering food, lawyers are also not allowed to see him. As a result, his condition remain unknown and we are preparing to file an urgent application, seeking an order to be allowed to see him,” said the lawyer.

MPs Bacede Mabuza and Mthandeni Dube were arrested as per an order allegedly issued by King Mswati merely for demanding democracy inside Parliament.

On another note, the incarcerated MP is currently being kept inside the maximum prison with serious injuries, he was also assaulted all over the body including in the private parts and the eyes. 

Political activists including human rights defenders are killed by Mswati’s forces inside prison cells, the State normally cover-up the human rights violations by pretending to be establishing a “Commission of Inquiry” with predictable findings and recommendations.

 

See also

Grave Violation of human rights recorded

https://developmentdiaries.com/eswatini-grave-violation-of-human-rights-recorded/

 

Authorities must investigate brutal prison attack on former MP (Amnesty International)

https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2023/10/eswatini-authorities-must-investigate-former-mps-torture-claims/

 

 

Swaziland Elections Round-up

 

eSwatini announces parliamentary election results under monarch’s rule

By Lunga Masuku, Reuters, 3 October 2023

SOURCE 

A total of 51 men and eight women were elected to Eswatini's parliament in last week's election, with a strong showing for pro-royalist candidates in results expected to make little difference to the politics of Africa's last absolute monarchy.

The Southern Africa nation has been ruled by King Mswati III since 1986, when he inherited the crown from his father Sobhuza II. It went to the polls on Friday to elect politicians who effectively function as the king's advisers with no executive power. The electoral commission published the results on Monday.

Political parties are banned in the country of about 1.2-million people, but individual candidates are allowed to run for seats in the House of Assembly every five years.

Of the parliamentarians elected in Eswatini, which changed its name from Swaziland in 2018, most were seen as being loyal to the king and included former journalists and teachers.

In addition to the 59 elected MPs, the king will appoint 10 more to the House of Assembly at his discretion, which will include five women.

An AU-led election observation mission said women continued to be underrepresented in parliament.

Many Swazis are reluctant to criticise the 55-year-old king despite rising anger that fuelled violent pro-democracy protests in 2021.

Mswati has also been accused by pro-democracy campaigners of consistently evading calls for meaningful reforms that would push the country towards democracy.

King appoints 10 MPs

By Sibongile Sukati, eSwatini Observer, 5 October 2023

SOURCE 

Four former Cabinet ministers have been reappointed as Members of Parliament (MPs) by His Majesty King Mswati III.

This was during the announcement of the 10 MP appointees for the House of Assembly by the Attorney General (AG), Sifiso Mashampu Khumalo at 6pm yesterday during a press conference at his offices.

The former ministers are Prince Simelane, who was minister of Housing and Urban Development, Princess Lindiwe who was minister of Home Affairs, former minister of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation, Thulisile Dladla and former minister of Commerce, Industry and Trade, Manqoba Khumalo.

The attorney general also announced that Prince Lindani, Chief Mshengu, Chief Mvimbi Matse and Chief Ngalokhulu Mabuza were also appointees.

Completing the list was former Elections and Boundaries Commission commissioner Nkosingumenzi Dlamini and Tsembeni Magongo.
This now brings to total 69 MPs after 59 members of

Parliament were elected last week Friday during the national elections held nationwide.

This now brings the number of women in the 12th House of Assembly to 12, as eight others were elected during the secondary elections last week.

To read more of this report click here

http://new.observer.org.sz/details.php?id=21239

 

Opposition calls for change after polls close

By Africanews dot com, 30 September 2023

SOURCE 

Voting ended on Friday in Eswatini's legislative elections, Africa's last absolute monarchy.

After sunset, a handful of voters were still lining up to cast their ballots at a polling station in the capital, Mbabane, with not much hope the vote will bring much change.

“The attempt was actually to say let us have people who are going to go into Parliament and be a voice of the voiceless, understanding that in Swaziland there is still a dictatorship, where in the King actually has all the power, absolute monarchy that is. So we want a voice in Parliament to say, let us democratize,” explains Thantaza Silolo, Swaziland Liberation Movement spokesperson. 

Despite recent and deadly pro-democracy protests, no turmoil was observed during these elections in which voters were to choose 59 members of the lower house of parliament, which plays only an advisory role to King Mswati.

Polling stations started to close at around 7:00 pm local and counting began in the southern African nation, ruled by King Mswati III for the last four decades.

“Let us have the economy shared amongst ourselves, and let us have power, because they were saying let us have a Prime Minister that has been elected by the people not just a Prime Minister who has been appointed or appointed by the King. Because when the Prime Minister is appointed by the King it means he will not account to the population, he will only account to the one that appointed him, because he holds the power,” adds Thantaza Silolo.

Formerly known as Swaziland, Eswatini was shaken in 2021 by pro-democracy protests that were violently quashed by security forces, with dozens of people killed.

The results, to be announced within a few days, are seen as a foregone conclusion by the opposition, which largely called for a boycott of the vote.

Political parties are banned in the landlocked country between South Africa and Mozambique, and lawmakers cannot be affiliated with political groups.

The constitution emphasises “individual merit” as the basis for selecting MPs. While it allows for freedom of association, opposition groupings are often run from abroad.

Most candidates are loyal to King Mswati.

 

Elections chaos as man draws gun, voter stabbed

By Sibusiso Zwane, Stanley Khumalo, Joseph Zulu and Ntombi Mhlongo, eSwatini News, 30 September 2023

SOURCE 

MANZINI: The secondary elections in the Manzini-Mbabane corridor were marred by chaos, frustrations and fears of rigging.

Heightened suspicions of the involvement of textile workers, allegations flew back and forth, that one irate voter who supported a certain candidate contesting the Member of Parliament (MP) position drew a gun to scare alleged riggers. At the height of the fracas, some alleged textile workers and the aspiring MP ran for cover. As a result, police were called to three of the polling stations as the aggrieved voters attacked voters they believed were ineligible to vote under Manzini North.

They vowed to deal with candidates who bought votes from the textile industry, mainly in Matsapha, where over 20 000 people are employed.
In one of the incidences, it is alleged that one of the followers of an equally aggrieved MP candidate drew a gun to show potential cheaters that ‘enough is enough.’

According to an eyewitness, the aggrieved voters camped at the polling station before voting started at 7am. Seeing a very long queue with unfamiliar faces, word went out that the textile workers had arrived and were forming part of the registered voters under this embattled constituency.
The eyewitnesses said the angry voters regrouped, in one accord, went to the polling station to confront those they suspected of having come solely to rig the elections, in favour of those who bribed them for illegal votes. During the confrontation, they said one of them allegedly drew a gun, while demanding that the voters, whom they believed were textile workers should not dare go to vote.

To read more of this report, click here

http://www.times.co.sz/news/142036-elections-chaos-as-man-draws-gun-voter-stabbed.html

 

 

Other reports on the Swaziland election

Eswatini parliamentary elections: Critics say the vote is a sham election

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4meSod3Z5Y

Malema describes Eswatini parliamentary elections as a 'derision of democracy'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DwKerVlXPc

Sive Siyinqaba: 70% of our members won elections

http://www.times.co.sz/news/142104-sive-siyinqaba-70-of-our-members-won-elections.html

New faces a majority in 12th parliament

http://new.observer.org.sz/details.php?id=21222

Unpopular candidates defeat 17 ex-MPs

http://www.times.co.sz/news/142049-unpopular-candidates-defeat-17-ex-mps.html

Some elections losers blame bribery and corruption

http://www.times.co.sz/news/142085-some-elections-losers-blame-bribery-and-corruption.html

Eswatini’s parliamentary elections get nod of approval from observer missions

https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2023-10-02-eswatinis-parliamentary-elections-get-nod-of-approval-from-observer-missions/

 

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Thursday, 10 January 2013

GOVT MINISTERS WHO GAMBLE FACE SACK



Cabinet ministers, public servants and MPs who go to casinos face the sack, the Swaziland Government’s official spokesperson, Percy Simelane said.

He said there was a law specifically banning public servants from gambling and if they were found in casinos they ‘will face the full wrath of the law’.

The public servants are covered by the Casino Act No.53 of 1963 – a law from the days before Swaziland became independent from colonial rule.

Simelane was reacting to a claim from the Times of Swaziland newspaper that ‘two cabinet ministers’, a ‘number of’ members of the Swazi Parliament and had been spotted ‘numerous times at gaming houses’. There were also ‘many civil servants who are avid gamblers’, it reported.

Simelane told the newspaper, they would all be fired if found gambling. He said government leaders were expected to lead by example through adhering to all the laws of the kingdom.

The Casino Act states, ‘A public officer who participates in the playing of a game in a gaming room or a casino shall be guilty of an offence.’

The Times reported Simelane saying, ‘No one follows civil servants around to check whether they adhere to the Casino Act or not, but if they are caught, they will face the full wrath of the law.’

This is the second time in a month Swaziland has been at the centre of controversy over laws dating from before independence. Before Christmas the police warned women they would be arrested if they wore mini-skirts, under a law dating from 1889. 

After an international outcry, Simelane issued a statement saying that Swaziland’s Constitution of 2005 overruled this law, citing a women’s right to choose to wear what they wished.

Simelane might yet come unstuck on gambling. S14 of the 2005 Constitution guarantees an individual’s freedom of peaceful association and movement. S20 states people cannot be discriminated against on the grounds of their social standing.

Monday, 9 November 2009

MPs LINE POCKETS, SWAZILAND FALLS

Despite the financial meltdown soon to destroy Swaziland, the kingdom’s members of parliament have awarded themselves huge pay increases.

This was in the week that it was announced that Swaziland is unable to attract any foreign investment worth the name and following the news of the loss of 600 jobs because SAPPI Usutu, one of Swaziland’s biggest private employers is to close down.

Further evidence that everyone except MPs and the ruling elite will have to suffer came with news that students in Swaziland will no longer get scholarships to cover food and accommodation.

An MP will now be paid on average a gross salary of E40 000 (5,575 US dollars) a month increasing from their previous E29 000.

They will also get allowances running into tens of thousands of emalangeni a year In Swaziland seven in ten people earn less than E8 a day.

It is now predicted that civil servants will want to see their pay rise by the same proportion. Then, people employed in private businesses will want the same.

All this is happening at a time when Swaziland’s income from the Southern African Customs Union is set to fall by about 60 percent this year. Swaziland also has a debt of E1 billion with SACU which it has to pay back.

One anonymous economist quoted by the Weekend Observer, a newspaper in effect owned by King Mswati III, said that as fewer and fewer people are employed in Swaziland, the revenue from income tax falls. ‘The taxable bracket in Swaziland is shrinking and investment levels are low, yet our public spending on social sector is on the increase. So if our SACU receipts go down, where is government going to get the money to sustain this expenditure?’

The answer of course is that it can’t. The economy is in meltdown and there is nothing the present government can do about it, because it and King Mswati III, sub-Saharan Africa’s last absolute monarch, are the ones who put Swaziland in the mess in the first place.

I predict unrest. First up should be the students. On past evidence I can’t see them accepting the slashing of their scholarships. We should expect to see the University of Swaziland burn – once again.

Thursday, 30 October 2008

SWAZI MPs AS NAUGHTY CHILDREN

I have often thought of public officials in Swaziland as a bunch of overgrown schoolchildren.


They squabble and bicker amongst themselves and sulk when they don’t get their own way. Sometimes, they even throw tantrums in the houses of parliament and get sent home to cool off.


Now I am beginning to understand why they behave like children – it’s because they are treated like kids.


Today’s newspapers in Swaziland contain reports of an ‘orientation’ that new members of parliament have been attending. Among other things they are being told how they should behave.


They have been told they mustn’t visit bars or other ‘watering holes’. Nor must they engage in nightlife or excessive partying. It sounds just like the restrictions a parent might put on their offspring: ‘Curfew at 10pm on school nights’ – that sort of thing.


According to the Times of Swaziland today (30 October 2008), ‘Senate president Gelane Zwane said no MP was expected to be seen in bars and nightclubs as that could have an adverse effect on the image of Parliament, as well as that of the kingdom.’


‘“You should not be seen in places like Yemfo Bar drinking yourselves silly because you now have to be exemplary to the citizens out there, especially youngsters,”’ Zwane said.


(Zwane also said the MPs should be patient for the coming five years while they are legislators after which they could drink themselves till kingdom comes.)


The MPs were also urged to wear school uniforms. Well, all right I made that bit up, but the women were told they mustn’t wear ‘mini skirts’ defined as anything above the knee.


In a different report in the Times we were told the main reason for this ban was that the sight of female thigh would turn the male MPs on and they wouldn’t be able to concentrate on their work. No, really, I didn’t make that up.


It does make the male MPs out to be no better than adolescent boys who can’t keep control of their libido. It gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘upstanding members of parliament’.


Still on the theme of ‘parental advice’ to the children, the MPs were warned not to have sex (especially with ‘pupils and anyone under the age of 16’).


Again, according to yet another report in the Times, ‘The legislators were strictly advised that should they engage in unruly sexual behaviour they were bound to be exposed by the media because members of the fourth estate were always on the lookout for such occurrences.’


The newspaper went on, ‘The MPs were further told to avoid sexual relations amongst themselves as that too could lead to trouble once the relationship hits the rocks.’


The whole ‘orientation’ would be laughable if it wasn’t so serious. It demonstrates to me that the ruling elite do not see the new intake of MPs as responsible legislators ready to help Swaziland to tackle the problems it faces. Instead, they are treated like a bunch of naughty schoolchildren, unable to think for themselves or decide on what is appropriate behaviour.


We have not been told what will happen to the MPs should they be found to break the rules, but they should remember that in Swaziland naughty children get spanked. Who will play headteacher? Somehow I think newly-appointed Prime Minister Barnabas Dlamini wouldn’t think twice about wielding the stick.